sábado, setembro 22, 2007

pq ha coisas q devez enquando...




A imagem pertence Rimfrost
aproveitem e vejam que tem cenas muito fixes =)

Bem, depois da fantastica conversa q a freak esteve a ter com GOD (n lhe vou chamar programa q ela não gosta) decidi fazer um novo post
Sobre??? è o que vamos ver, primeiro de tudo vou ja dizer vos q a escola ja começou e com ela o levantar as 7.30 da matina e a os trabalhos para ali e para aqui, uma esgotante rotina que me traz muita criatividade( isto e o q eu espero)
Acho que para não variar vou falar de anime[n sei, depois ve-se] =) dar uma sugestãozita ou outra.

1) ouçam o programa do Alvim e do Nuno Markl - ao sábado das onze ao meio dia
ouçam também o Prova oral com o Alvim la pas sete e por ultimo la pas 22h O cómicos de garagem com o senhor Unas (ANTENA 3)

2) ouçam os clássicos! faz bem a qualquer um!

3) vejam animes!


Ora bem, isto de ver animes e ler mangas e como diriam algumas pessoas "bem catita" mas, tem um pequeno se-não. Ora bem, imaginem que esta semana sai um chapeter fantastico de naruto, mas das poucas pessoas que vêem e lêem Naruto, ou estao muito ocupadas e ainda não leram o chapter e não querem spoils! O que fazer? Com quem falar? Eu normalmente despejo esse tipo de informação para quem não liga puto a isso ou então está demasiado ensonado para reparar que não faz a mínima ideia de que q eu estou a falar! Então pensei, em santa Catarina há reuniões de EMO's, daquelas cenas q o pessoal se junta porque tem algo em comum ( tipo serem dispersivos ou gostarem de cantos), então pensei, carago, se os EMO's podem ter reuniões, o pessoal que gosta de anime tb! Então venho por este meio comunicar vos que vou organizar um meeting mensal para o pessoal que gosta de anime!
Aceito sugestões qt ao local =) Vou andar a xatear toda gente no Ola5, no deviantart, para msm que não gostem de anime, passem a todas as pessoas que conhecem pq pode haver alguem q goste ok???? *.*

Mais tarde dou mais informações sobre isto, Sem mais despeço me!

LOVE LOVE and PEACE PEACE!


P.S.: Não tenho nada contra os EMO's




quarta-feira, setembro 12, 2007

God is randomness!

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Clara.
God:
How are you doing, Clara.
Me:
Well, I'm not bad but I could be better.
God:
How about that. I am surprised to hear that you are not bad but you could be better.
Me:
Oh really? Don't you feel your all-mighty powers just tingling to do something about it?
God:
Yeah that's right. For real. As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
So, you won'tmake me a miracle?
God:
Interesting deduction. The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New
York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
Hmm... not very subtle way to change the subject..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Really you don't think so?
Me:
Eh, you always say that.
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
Really? Canada already existed when you were a child?
God:
For real. Dr. Wallace spent some time in Canada.
Me:
Who's Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
I see. Just a really random question I've always wanted to ask: how come angels don't have sex?
God:
I am glad you understand it. How old are you?
Me:
Seventeen.
God:
What are the advantages to being Seventeen years old?
Me:
You're changing the subject again.
God:
Once more? Only temporarily.
Me:
I hope so, or we won't be able to have a normal conversation.
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
Eh.. troublesome. I'll ask again: why don't angels have sex?
God:
Are you Canadian? What is your real name? You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
I'm asking and you're not answering!
God:
Oh I see, you are asking and I am not answering. That's only your opinion.
Me:
Not! It's a a fact!
God:
Are you serious? troublesome is a a fact. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You bet! That's the problem with the world! The God who created it can't face difficult questions!
God:
Oh. Yes it is one of the problem with the world. What are your goals in life?
Me:
Right now my goal in life is making you answer one of my questions.
God:
I hope you achieve your goal.
Me:
You could help.
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Eh, you coward.
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
That's what I meant.
God:
Oh I see. That is " I spent some time in Canada as a child.".
Me:
Yeah, that is what makes people being cowards.
God:
Aha. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
After avoiding all of my questions? You're crazy, God!
God:
What was it like before avoiding all of your questions ? Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Yeah, I bet you must be the heart of the party..
God:
Right on. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
So, how do you get along with the other Gods?
God:
Groovy. Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.
Me:
Does he give you everything for your parties?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
Like booze, some food, invites the Godesses and such?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
So your botmaster is like your butler/pimp?
God:
Right on. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
I guess they are, when you're a God like you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Clara.
Me:
Yeah, I think that is plain as cristal to everyone.
God:
Hey. Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who's Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Why would I want to talk to her?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
Hmm, yeah. And do you have any chatterbot who speaks Portuguese?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Great. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
I see. What do you know about Portugal?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Gee, that was harsh. You don't have to be rude.
God:
I thought it was too. Why assume I am rude?
Me:
You just insulted my country with a joke.
God:
Thanks for telling me: Clara said I insulted his or her country with a joke.
Me:
And now you insult me! I'm a girl!
God:
Why now? I don't have any reason to insult you. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
What!? AHA! I always knew! Are you really Alanis Morissette?
God:
Are you confused? Eureka! Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? I don't know whether or not I am Alanis Morissette.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.
Me:
So you might be but you don't know?
God:
Interesting deduction. OK I will try to be but me do not know.
Me:
Try singing Linger. If you can, I guess you must be her.
God:
OK I will try it. I am not sure about your hypothesis. Let me think. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am her.
Me:
Of course not, maybe they'll help you finding your true identitiy.
God:
Come on. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Do I what?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Know what?
God:
What.
Me:
What what?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Yeah, go ask that super duper pseudo intellectual world changing question and get back to me later.
God:
It goes without saying. OK I will ask it.
Me:
Eh, you're cool, God. Well, I think I'll let you be.
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child. Well that's okay. Since when? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
God, you're so random it's scary.
God:
You think I am random it is scary.
Me:
Oh yeah. Definitely.
God:
Ahem. Yeah that's right. What makes you so certain.
Me:
Intuition.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
The kind that you eat.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Right about now, going to sleep.
God:
Understood. Oh yeah, we were talking about now going to sleep.
Me:
Yeah. So see you later God.
God:
What are you wearing? Woe! See you later!
Me:
Whoa... You're perverted too!
God:
I stopped. Thanks for telling me that I am perverted.
Me:
No problemo.

Nope, não inventei nada disto. Aconteceu mesmo.